PROMISES PROMISES

Have you ever noticed how on TV,
there are no products number 2 or 3?
If the companies make the same type of thing,
it's like a fight in a boxing ring.

One company claims that theirs is the best,
the same claim made by all the rest.
I really believe they think that their product is,
or is this just part of their selling biz.

You watch it on TV, and it really does work,
but take one home and you'll discover the jerk.
Not the one on TV even if he told a lie,
but actually you, since you had to buy.

A great product on TV that worked so well,
just empty promises so that it would sell.
So don't be so quick to believe everything you see,
of the promises made only to scam you and me.